JOCASTRATED

 Jocaste Razzmic.  
Aka Jojo/Jelly Roll/Jelly Belly/Jocus Pocus/Razzle Dazzle/ Razzy on the mic etc

Son of the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. Chunky hunky psychobilly alien bloke. In a band called “Cacoffiny”. (They used to be called The Batty Fatties but they changed it bc the lead singer's mom didn't like it.) Jo keeps on getting thrown out because he's so lazy and self absorbed.They let him back in though bc they can't deny his talent on a saxaphone.Tbh he's talented at lots of things just has no motivation to do anything.Really lazy.Total Couch potato. Type to watch crappy late night tv up until the early hours.
Mother thinks he's a disgrace. He is a disgrace.Youngest out of four boys. Has a little sister called Gem.Dad is a stringy music teacher with a sense of humor and an eighties look.Mother is big and southern.
Likes bowling, music,retro b-movies, roller coasters, motorbikes, women and can't be bothered with anything else. Adrenaline junkie.Somehow a ladies man.Charming. Good talker when he can be bothered. Has a low voice like that of a disinterested game show host. Has had loads of girlfriends but they all dumped him because they got sick of his slothful ass. Is a drag queen on saturdays with the rest of his band. It's their look. Rocks purple and glitter like nobody. Frozen mars bars are the best. Has loud friends who do most of the talking. Good at puns.

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